Bizarre title, bizarre programme.
But if you’ve always wanted to know about the first man in the UK to have a bum implant, or why a jailed cannibal insists on sending recipes to his friend, who’s a chef, then this is the week’s must-not-miss TV for you.
Find out why it was that Henry was prepared to sepend £7,000 on a nicer bottom. And why a mother thinks her baby looks like a snail. And how a woman survived an attack by a python – and fought it off with a cheese grater.
As for the daughter who grew another head, you’ll have to watch the programme to find out.
Cutting Edge, 9pm Thursday, Channel 4.